05 Feb - 08 Feb 2012 Yangon

Republic of the Union of Myanmar aka Burma
Konzaydan Street 69
White House Hotel +951240780 whitehouse.mm@gmail.com
Spacious and clean double room (no. 702), with private bathroom, for US$ 25.- per night, including a bottomless, vegetarian buffet brunch for two.

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Strolling through the Theingyi Zei, Rangoon’s biggest market, which hasn’t changed much since George Orwell’s Burmese Days (“There were vast pomelos hanging on strings like green moons, red bananas, baskets of heliotrope-coloured prawns the size of lobsters, brittle dried fish tied in bundles, crimson chilis, ducks split open and cured like hams, green coco-nuts, the larvae of the rhinoceros beetle, sections of sugar-cane, dahs, lacquered sandals, check silk longyis, aphrodisiacs in the form of large soap-like pills, glazed earthenware jars four feet high, Chinese sweetmeats made of garlic and sugar, green and white cigars, purple brinjals, persimmon-seed necklaces, chickens cheeping in wicker cages, brass Buddhas, heart-shaped betel leaves, bottles of Kruschen salts, switches of false hair, red-clay cooking-pots, steel shoes for bullocks, paper-mâché marionettes, strips of alligator hide with magical properties…”), only extended by tons over tons of cheapish 21st-century consumerist dreck from Red China.

Saying goodbye to Myanmar/Burma and circumnavigating sprawling Yangon, formerly Rangoon, where about 12% of Myanmar’s 56 million people live, by means of the Yangon Circle Line, a relaxed 3-hour railway trip (US$ 1.- per foreigner) through a suburban litterscape, which departs/arrives at the main railway station (platform 6/7) and stops at 37 stations en-route.

"When the red sun sets
on the railroad town,
And the bars begin to laugh
with a happy sound,
I'll still be here
right by your side,
There'll not be anyone
in my heart but you..."

Sharing with fellow travellers Alba & Juan from Spain/Argentina a pre-booked taxi (pre-booked from our hotel for MMK 7,000.- or US$ 8.50, 30 min) to Yangon’s International Airport (Mingaladon), thus leaving a corner of Asia that in many ways has changed little since British colonial times, paying the compulsory passenger service charge of US$ 10.- per person (in crisp, clean and ironed bills), flying uneventfully with Thai Air Asia (“Now Everyone Can Fly”) in an Airbus A 320-200 from Yangon back to Bangkok’s futuristic Suvarnabhumi International Airport for US$ 70.- per person, one way and all inclusive, changing our watches in mid-air from Burma Standard Time (GMT/UTC + 6:30 hours) to Indochina Time (GMT/UTC + 7:00 hours), being issued with a 30-day visit permit for Thailand on arrival, free of charge, and thereafter taking the flashy Airport Rail Link’s City Line to Phaya Thai Station (THB 45.- or US$ 1.50 per person) and eventually the BTS Skytrain straight to our safe house in Khlong San (THB 40.- or US$ 1.35 per person): “Thwàbaoùnmeh Burma, and sawatdee-kha/khrap Thailand, you wonderful land of faked smiles and true massages with or without (nonfaked) happy endings…”

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2012 Map Konni & Matt

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28 Jan - 05 Feb 2012 Inle Lake

Republic of the Union of Myanmar aka Burma
Nyaung Shwe
Yone Gyi Road
Inle Inn +9581209016 inleinnns@gmail.com
Spacious, clean and comfy double room in a wafer-thin bamboo bungalow, including Myanmar breakfast for two and the most friendly service, for US$ 20.- per night.

Click below for an interactive road map of the Inle Inn in Nyaung Shwe, which we would highly recommend, and for directions:

Exploring the busy village of Nyaung Shwe, the base camp for the scenic Inle Lake (22 km long, 11 km wide, 875 m above sea level and densely inhabited by many different tribes), a highly frequented must-see pit-stop on the beaten tourist track for backpackers (where the Shan and Bamar locals have already started to develop a healthy appetite for tourist money and where they are undergoing the usual development from honest villagers to touts, guides and agents, but still with some traces of genuine friendliness, politeness and decency, as opposed to their much further “developed” and more aggressive colleagues in North Vietnam's squalid tourism industry) with umpteen (i) Buddhist monasteries aka kyaung, (ii) Buddhist stupas aka paya, (iii) Buddhist markets aka zei, (iv) Buddhist guest houses and (v) Buddhist beer stations (our favourite: Thauk Kyar Kyi with ice-cold Myanmar Lager draft for MMK 600.- or US$ 0.75 per pint).

Teaming up with our friend Doreen from England, an acknowledged expert and researcher about George Orwell (“Burmese Days”, “Animal Farm”, “1984”) and hiring from reliable Thar Nge +959378936 a motorised longboat with driver (MMK 4,700.- or US$ 5.75 per person for the full-day trip from 08:30 - 18:00) thus visiting (i) the picturesque and rather touristy country market at Indein, (ii) the huge array of floating gardens/fields (tomatoes, string beans, cauliflowers, pumpkins, flowers), where marsh, soil and water hyacinths were put together to form fertile solid masses which are staked to the lake bottom with bamboo poles, and (iii) the traditional home industries of (a) lotus-stem and silk weaving on wooden hand looms, (b) knife aka dha making and (c) silver smiths.

Watching the local Intha fishermen propel their flat-bottomed boats by standing at the stern on one leg and wrapping the other leg around the oar (this peculiar and unique leg-rowing technique enables them to have their hands free for handling their cone-shaped nets stretched tautly over bamboo frames) and visiting them in their stilt villages Ywama and Heya.

Meeting the friendly Kayin/Karen hill-tribe women aka “longneck women” who work as silk weavers and living mannequins, learning about their tradition of elongating their necks by adding around them an increasing number of brass rings/spirals over the years and philosophising about the huge diversity of beauty concepts on this planet: long necks, holed ear lobes, tattooed limbs, dyed hair, pierced genitals and thousands more of creative options; you name it they do it, since beauty is always in the eye of the beholder.

"You are so beautiful
To me
Can't you see
You're everything I hope for
You're every, everything I need
You are so beautiful to me..." 
(Joe Cocker) 

Visiting the young monks-turned-models in their 18th-century CE Shwe Yaunghwe Kyaung monastery which features a venerable wooden ordination hall aka thein with unique oval windows and listening to the tinkling of the wind bells from the hti, the decorative metal umbrellas which top the many bell-shaped zedi in the monastery.

Having a very pleasant and stimulating encounter with U Kon Dala, the 72-year old head monk of the 127-year old, wooden Ywa Thit Kyaung monastery, and discussing with this sharp mind (i) the semantics of current European events ("...'austerity measures' is the wrong word; you better replace it with 'return to normalcy'..."), (ii) the subleties of Buddhist philosophy and (iii) the best practice of rice cultivation.

Cycling (with bicycles hired from our guest house: MMK 1,200.- or US$ 1.45 per bike per day) along the Inle Lake’s picturesque shoreline and visiting the villages of Paung Pane, Nanthe and Maing Thauk with their tin-roofed Shan monasteries, lively country markets and atmospheric stupa ruins.

Sharing with our French friends Marie & Jean an asthmatic thoun bein (three-wheeler túk-túk) for the bumpy ride from the local pick-up stop in Nyaung Shwe to the basic but well-organised express bus stop at Shwen Yaung Junction (11 km, ½ hour, MMK 1,000.- or US$ 1.20 per person ), flagging down the punctual Man Thit Sar overnight express bus (with very comfy recliner seats) to Yangon’s Aung Mingalar Bus Terminal (about 560 km, 12 hours, MMK 15,000.- or US$ 18.30 per foreigner, pre-booked from reliable and professional Win Travel +09581209174 in Nyaung Shwe) and finishing our trip with the help of the bus company’s courtesy pick-up in front of the Sule Paya pagoda in Yangon’s downtown.

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